If anyone has a lease for a single bedroom apt that needs to be picked up, I'm your man.

as a freshman i am scared of what I want to do in this reality.i dont know what I can work myself up to in a career cause I work at Arby's. I dont know what to choose from the so many programs to choose from. I am thanking maybe chemistrey or biology to maybe go to med school. I am ore scared of not having a boyfriend or being alone on a fri or saturdy night, I dont want to be, I want to have sex and have a good time. How do I know when i am reay to find my romeo and settle down and have babys? I dont really want a drooling or crapping peeing baby really, cause hey just sceam and poop. I ha to shake my niece one night whose 4 mos old cause she wouldnt shut the fuck up and took all i ha from loosing my shit on it and killing it. So, naw I shouldnt be preggers ever cause i may hurt it I dobnt want o hurt a kid but some times i cant control my attitude some times or anger.Even at work when im at the register certain customers i want to hit or kill them cause they dont stfu I might major in a bachelors in business so i can be a manager or owner at arbys i dont know yet im more a manager than a shit worker taking orders cause it makes me feel homisidel some times. Maybe a accountent fr them like a CPA or something any suggestions ?

I was high as fuck and someone asked me my favorite color. It's black. They asked me what my favorite color of a person was. Then it became clear that I love black people! I went to hug one and he gave me a black eye. I was sad. So I just went to smoke some more weed. I think I'll try a mexican next time.

I am Batman.

TY ashley f. about the insurance info. My christmas was ruined an I cried cause a professor or a TA said I was going to jil and that I'd be taken away to jail for a long time. I love my cat and my family an I dont want to be in jail. He said Obama is going to put me and others in convcentration camps like they did the jews if we dont have it I am so glad I am not going to get put in jail or executed now. Thanks and happy new year #imnotsadnowcauseihaveobamacare

Your all puppets, tangled in strings.

Planning a backpacking trip through Europe for Summer 2016 :). I'm hoping to travel with a small group of adventurous individuals with the same goals. If you're serious about traveling abroad, please comment on this post! :)

Are there any girls that like the idea of feminizing a guy?