#3242 Me and 3 friends took up a lease at University Courtyard in August (the place ain't luxury, but its issues are overexaggerated by a lot of people). One of our friends got academic suspension and has to move back to his town but here if you wanna break lease before July you need to sublease and have someone take over, so until then his dumb ass still has to pay for his room from now until july and he can't. It's 529 a month so if anyone is interested in taking over his lease and rooming with 3 cool black dudes, let us know. He lost his on-campus job and can't continue to pay.

#3240 To the girl with the really curly hair and red glasses who lives in the A-tower in Kerr: You are incredibly beautiful and I am in love with your hair.

#3239 I want to drop out of college and get stoned and play video games for the rest of my life.

#3238 Jewish girls are the best in the sack

#3237 I am a proud Republican.

#3236 It's no coincidence that every lesbian I meet has the same stuck up, passive aggressive, terrible attitude and that they all share the same misplaced persecution complex.it's as if they ask made a pact to be giant jerks to everyone for no apparent reason.

#3235 Guys drove the cue ball off the pool table at Bruce. They weren't paying attention where it rolled. As it so happened it rolled right to me at the other table as I was playing with a friend. I nonchalantly put it in my back pocket without them noticing. They proceed to search for the thing for the next 5 minutes swearing the thing must be invisible. I proceed to drop the ball quietly back into one of the pockets on their table while they were once again, not looking. Searching continues...wonder what will happen here. Teehee!

#3234 I actually love fedora wearing neckbeards. They are totally socially awkward in every day society, but put them at Scarborough and they are seriously the ONLY ones who interact with us.
All y'all chads are so intimidated by the boobie parade that you stand there with your mouths open and don't participate. At least they get with the program and they wind up being pretty fun.