#3258 So I tell my 'best friend' that I have a crush on one of our mutual friends. We spend the night at my crush's house today since we're all friends and all. Then my 'best friend' and my crush are spooning on the couch, about to go to sleep together, and I'm just very hurt at this moment. This isn't the first time this has happened, and my 'best friend' has known I've liked this guy for quite awhile. I need new friends.

#3257 Last night I fed my drunk friend expired cereal and put vodka in it and told him it was cereal and milk, he ate it and threw up

#3256 Response to a few questions and concerns on this page. "You suck at trolling" well then people should quit leaving 50+ angry comments to that thread, otherwise successful troll is successful, or people here are just oversensitive, most likely both. "Is this real?" I'm willing to safely bet that at least 85% of these posts are fake. "You're fucking retarded" that's what happens when you're at a college that accepts anyone with a 1.8 GPA, maybe even less. "You're a douchebag" welcome to the internet. Hell, welcome to real life, where daddy's paycheck is gone and common courtesy doesn't matter. "Learn to spell before you try to make a point" while they're at it, learn to argue before you say anything. Pointing out grammatical errors in someone's post is not going to make them any less valid (unless their post downright unreadable) and neither will criticizing the tone of the post or the anonymous author's characteristics. That's called ad hominem doesn't do shit to get you ahead in an arguement. "This page is going downhill" this page can't go downhill because it was already rock bottom from its conception. "People who still play pokeymans need to grow up" they will as soon as you learn what that means. "X group of people need to be shamed and alienated" does their presence hurt you or others in any way? Are they doing any dangerous activities? If you answered no to both, then they don't need to be alienated and you just need to get your head out of your ass and simply avoid them if they bother you that much.

#3255 I feel like we should start a petition so the school will stop charging us for parking. We pay 21k for school and you still want more money for parking and shit?

#3254 I can usually tell when one of my suitemates is on their period. As soon as I open the door I can smell the bloody pads they put in the trash can. Sometimes I have to go downstairs to use the public bathroom just because I can't stand the smell. I don't know why you smell so bad but you need to start cleaning your pussy or something because it's not normal to smell that bad.

#3253 I think it's stupid to pay kids for good grades or for doing chores. They should learn to do chores because it helps their parents, siblings, and anyone else living there, and it is also doing their part to maintain the house (or apartment, or whatever the case may be). And although rewarding children sometimes for doing well in school is good, giving them money for every A they get turns school into their income, instead of teaching them that what they learn is more important than the grades they get.

#3252 There was a couple loudly fighting outside my apartment last night. The girl was yelling "Stop" and "Get away from me!" To the guy, but he kept advancing. I want you to know that we called the police and three of us followed you from a distance with a glock 19,

#3251 Sometimes I go to sleep completely clothed and wake up naked... kinda curious to see how my roommate is gonna handle that.