#3435 "I am not a violent person by nature but if you fuck with me I would be."
-Slipknot

#3434 Today, I decided to wear a heavy jacket that I haven't wore since 2008. When I went to put my dorm key in coat pocket, I felt paper inside of it. I took the paper out of my pocket and realized that the paper was actually 4 $100 bills!!! I remember when I wore that jacket in 2008, I was going to put the money in the bank, but I never got around to it. I guess I am $400 richer!

#3433 I wish I had more friends. The problem is, while I can be a funny person and have my moments in social situations where I make people laugh, it can flip at the drop of a goddarn hat and I'll start snapping back like a feral animal. Bi polar is a motherfucker. If I were to remove my mask of sanity and be myself at all times I often wouldn't be too different from Billy Brown in Buffalo '66 - that is, a consistently arrogant and insufferable jerkload. And after a few hours of that, I would snap back and turn into the guy who likes campy observational humor for a while.

#3432 Why black people stare hard all the damn time? Like, what do you want to take a fucking picture or something? Especially in Kerr when all the black people hangout in the lobby and just stare hard when you pass by, find something productive to do or something, shit.

#3431 I've recently became close friends with a lesbian and, I have a really good feeling that she likes me and, is interested.. But I'm not quite sure yet.. I'm bisexual and, I was wondering what are some things I can say or do that would make her interested?? What do lesbians want..??

#3430 Dustin I don't know if you remember me but we met about a month ago on fry! We had a short convo and I don't know if you were just being nice or liked me too but I really enjoyed our conversation. You were graduating with your degree in accounting and had a beard. Anyways, if you don't have a girlfriend I'd love to take the title?! ;)

#3429 A lot of girls have been posting on UNT Confessions lately and asking for new friends to hang out with. Am I the only one that's afraid to respond to these girls because I have no idea who they are? Sorry to be a bitch, but it's almost like going on a blind date, but blind friendship!

#3428 Dear #3320 whoever you are I would definitely love to get to know you ;)