#3473 It's my goal to masturbate in every building on campus. I've already made it to 7... Still a few more to go!

#3472 If I'm not supposed to talk to girls at the gym, how am I supposed to meet the girl that I have a crush on if that's the only time I ever see her?

#3471 Is it just me or does it happen to others? I can't help but feel like every time I'm texting a girl...usually ones I'm interested in, I'm always driving the conversation and it feels sooo tiresome, few times it gets to a point where I feel like its an interrogation because I ask so many questions and receive too many direct answers without getting asked anything. It always leaves me having thoughts like "maybe they just don't like your stupid face",I was talking to someone recently and I tried something; I tried to make a girl just put just a little effort into the conversation. I did this by answering a question like, "I'm eating wbu" by replying "I'm stuying" and sure enough she didn't write anything back we haven't spoken in a while now. I just don't get it.

#3470 I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, If UNT hires one more BITCH that CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH I am going to FUCKING KILL SOMETHING.

#3469 To my suit mates that continuously keeps pissing on the lid, I peed in your shampoo bottle and throughly mixed it. Enjoy it, assholes.

#3468 To the assholes who park on Central Ave:

Stop leaving 6 feet between vehicles so more of us can park. As if parking isn't nightmarish enough without jackasses taking up more space than needed. Bunch of fuck tards...

#3467 I had my first night of drinking and first one night stand with a guy this weekend. I was only slightly buzzed but he was quite a bit more drunk since he kept going on about how I'm his princess of the night and about how my sister is a tyrannical bitch and I'm like what? I don't have a sister! He kept calling me Luna too, so I assume he thought I was another hispanic girl he met before that had a bitchy sister. The drink brings out the most randomness in some guys and it's actually really funny. I had fun so I think I'll do this again next weekend!

#3466 There was this extremely attractive girl on the bus today with a perfect ass and a pair of perfect breasts behind an awesome zelda shirt. Girl, I would love to be your Link. I'd make you my twilight princess and bury my skyward sword in you. Then I'd call three friends over so we can use our four swords to give you some four swords adventures.