#3547 I am in love with a beautiful Latino man who wears tight black shirts and eats too much cake.

#3546 If I'm high, but no one is there to see it... Am I really high?

#3545 Am I the only one who thinks an annual salary of $505,000 for the new "president" is FUCKING RIDICULOUS. Plus, he looks like a douche

#3544 I wish the members of this school had more respect for Greek Life. I know that i'm gonna see tons of comments from people who aren't affiliated with a fraternity/sorority and how they hate our culture for whatever reason. And that's ok; I support free speech because this is America. But I encourage you to look past the stereotypes, disregard how "funny" you might think we dress, and get to know a Greek member. And we'll do our best to respect you as well.

#3543 To the guy who works in Wooten at the cafe thing, you have a flawless smile and Thank you for being so hot.

#3542 SOMETIMES I'll get a cold beer and take a hot shower and drink the beer. Is that weird?

#3541 The other day I was feeling a bit down so I went alone to the Cinemark to try and cheer myself up. Afterwards I went across the street to a cafe to have a bite, and I had this waitress who was not only beautiful but was sooooo sweet. She first noticed I had my UNT shirt on, so she pointed out the discount I could get and then started asking me about my classes and how I liked it there as she was thinking of going there after she got her Associates degree. We talked and found out we had a lot in common. My whole perspective was brightened by good food and great company. I will definitely be going back to Sidewalk Cafe and hopefully I will see Francey again!

#3540 I went to UNT 20 years ago. (Gasp.) The live music, beer, Flying Tomato pizza, unwieldy nights, no responsibilities, girls, Lake Ray Roberts skinny dipping, brilliant decisions, questionable decisions, and friendships flew past in the blink of a red eye. Take a moment to realize that your moment will fly by quickly too. And soon, you'll have a family, mortgage, important career, 529s, and more responsibilities than all the dishes you have piled up inside your $700/month Avenue A rental. And while having a family and career is truly a blessing, so is the utter freedom you have right at this moment. Own it. Flaunt it. Do something amazing you'll remember years from now. Maybe something you've been afraid to do. Something beautiful. Something crazy. Kiss her/him. Shave your head. Stage dive. Speak up. Stand out. Streak across campus. Improv. Don't hold back. And one day, when you're eating with the office cleaning crew again because you've got some important presentation due the next morning, you can think back and smile and think to yourself, damn, I was free.