#3587 What do you do when your thong is painfully going up your ass in the middle of class?? HELP!!!

#3586 I think the best piece of technology I've come across is that airblade hand dryer in BLb.

Whoever made it must have a brain of fucking Einstein. That shit's awesome.

#3585 I am quite literally tired of you sad and depressed assholes. To that one guy who flipped out on me for my advice to his sadness being, "You can choose to be happy." Fuck you. I learned from my mom that my dad basically kidnapped my brother and sister, that he tried to bribe me to be okay with it, that I probably won't be able to come back to UNT, that I probably won't be able to go top any college for awhile, that I lost my first girlfriend. I don't sit around all day acting like I'm pathetic and sad. I fucking smile and move on. Shut the fuck up about how it's all over for you and just go live life. You don't have fucking eternity by the way

#3584 I make it my mission every day to walk by the girl I had a thing with earlier this year. Why? Because it turns out she had been cheating on me with her ex. After I found out the truth, she told me she never wanted to see me again. She seems nervous every time I walk by her, and It brings me a satisfying pleasure to make her feel uneasy.

#3583 God do I hate Denton Cops

#3582 Seriously.... I need a workout buddy like bad. I don't mind going to the gym by myself.... but it would be nice to have someone to work together and go to the group exercise classes. I'm a bigger girl but I'm on my way to getting back to fit. So anyone interested?

#3581 I'm gettin reeeal tired of all the chicks I'm attracted to ending up being 1) taken or 2) pretty messed up. Is there a nice girl out there who just wants to hang out, cuddle and hold hands and play video games?

#3580 true life lessons
#1) be honest with people, don't be a dick, but be honest.
#2) this world is full of nitwits, assholes, and fruitcakes, better learn to live with em now
#3)try to be as kind as you can to people especially to people you don't know
#4)people are weird looking, say weird things, and wear weird cloths, but that's what makes them so interesting. take a chance and get to know them
#5) everybody likes a drink/smoke/hit/bump/puff/shot. but know your limits, and remember "but i was drunk/high" is never a good excuse.
#6)try to find some measure of joy in your life, doesn't matter who or what it is, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone and you get you jolly's, your golden