New year, new me? Bullshit, you're the same piece of shit at 1/1/15 12:01AM as you were at 12/31/14 11:59PM and will still be at 12/31/15 11:59PM and beyond. Deal with it.

To answer the feminizing men question, here's a hell of a confession. I'm a guy and I have a boyfriend who loves to feminize me. We're complete opposites in terms of body types and stuff, he's manly, muscular and extremely hot and confident. I'm feminine, meek, insecure, and very thin and can pass off as a woman. Aside from doing the obvious, like him dominating my butt in bed, he loves to take pictures of me in stuff like thin bikinis or lingerie with my tiny 4 inch boner sticking out doing cute things like acting shy for the camera, getting caught stealing from the cookie jar, shamefully comparing dicks with his enourmous 7 incher and other things like that. Sometimes when we leave Denton, he dresses me as a woman and we go out and everyone thinks we're a cute straight couple. It's just things we do in secret. I enjoy it and so does he. I feel lucky to have such a strong dominant gay man with me :) and it's not just a fetish either, he loves me and asked to marry me we're getting married after we graduate!

I'm sorry, I know it's the hip thing right now to hate on cops, but I just can't. Yes, there are problematic, institutionalized things going on with the police (a lot of which might be changing now as a reaction to these unfortunate killings - many more cops are forced to wear cameras now), but what are you gonna do if your car gets stolen, or if some scary dudes are threatening to harm you...NOT call the police? Your option is then limited to karma police, and call me crazy, but I'd rather put my trust in an organization that is less likely to burn your house down with you still in it.

I've noticed the admins edit confessions. I submitted 3 over the past semester and the were heavily editted when they got posted. Fuck you admin.

I am karma come to life. It's amazing to me that a man who thought he was a stud, got so damn upset when he discovered he was the one who got played this time. Just like men can be dogs, women can be bitches. It's not all of us, just women like me who decide to play "karma" to the assholes who think they can get any woman they want. We see you dumbass, and you won't get away with treating my friends like that. Ps, he thinks he's superman and is trying to make his rounds in the sorority houses. Beware ladies, he only lasts 3 seconds anyways. Literally.

Whom ever has been trolling. You. Are. Not. Funny. If you made confessions that actually seemed real, you'd get more attention, and more likes. Just an FYI.

So I left a few dishes in the sink while I was off with my family during break. There were only a couple so it seemed to me to not make sense to do a full load. I rinsed them off real good, but apparently not good enough. One bowl in particular was growing things. I actually threw up once while trying to clean it. How I got myself in a position where I could clean it without throwing up? I played "I'll Make a Man Out of You" while I cleaned it. No way I'm gonna throw up over something sissy like a dirty bowl while Li Shang might be watching.

I delete more confessions than I ever submit...