#3602 I don't like rap music, but now I know the lyrics to a bunch of rap songs thanks to all the black guys on the bus that blast that shit from their Dr. Dre Beats. I ain't even mad.

#3601 There's this guy I keep seeing around at the parties I usually go to. I find him so attractive, but through some insidious stalking on the interwebs, I have discovered that he is, in fact, taken. While I am not surprised, I am saddened.

But even though I know that, I still hope to one day, find the courage to ACTUALLY talk to him. (And maybe put my seduction skills to the test... :P)

#3601 To the guy who stopped me to tell me I was beautiful-- thank you.

I'm not sure if I said it when we spoke briefly, but I want you to know that it was the highlight of my day, and quite possibly might be the highlight of my week.

I hope you continue to be impulsive and tell people they're beautiful. It matters more than you can ever believe. :)

#3600 I've had to move all my bedding into a friend's empty bed in Maple because of a group of girls on the second floor of Clark, are so inconsiderate, that they scream and run through the hallway at two in the morning. How in the fuck am I supposed to fall asleep to symphony of stupidity?

#3599 Hey girls on the second floor of Clark. You don't own the mother fucking dorm. Stop running across the halls and slamming doors at 2 in the morning. Because one day you're going to catch me on a really bad day and you're gonna end up with pads stuck to your door and crickets, roaches, or some gross ass insect under your door. You've been warned.

#3598 I am experiencing love/deep hatred for the students here at UNT.

#3597 Everyone in SGA is fake as fuck - especially the freshman interns. Is there a way we can just get rid of them?

#3596 If you haven't grabbed yourself "The albino squirrel" cappuccino from the new cafe in Willis Library, then you are seriously missing out.