#3635 I'm too embarrassed to go to the rec center and lift. I've always been big but I played football all my life and was muscular. Then I got a career ending injury in my junior year and lost all motivation to workout and got out of shape. The problem is I still look pretty strong, even though I doubt I'm half as strong as I was when I was in high school. I feel like I'm going to walk in with people expecting me to lift like a monster and embarrass myself.

#3617 All I want for Valentine's Day is casual sex and a pack of cigarettes.

#3634 My boyfriend not only a has a small penis, but he doesn't know how to use it and he's too shy to learn due to his extreme lack of confidence in the bedroom. To make up for his short comings, he used his engineering skills (that's his major) to build me a rather loud motor-powered vibrating 8 inch dildo that gets me off harder than any guy possibly could. Sweetie, please marry me! :)

#3633 When I go to the gym I always pick a locker with the number 7 because it's associated with good luck. I've never pulled a muscle and I always make progress. Nothing can replace a proper warm up and good form but indulge in this superstition

#3631 I am looking for someone to make a poster for me. I will pay you for your work. I want it to be the size of a regular poster. I would like something like a portrait

#3632 I've never been the other woman, but a couple of weeks ago after some making out and dry humping, I found out a guy who I'd been on a date with and talking to for several months has a gf who he says he's "going through a rough time with". Anyway, I doubt you go here, but if your frat-guy boyfriend has been acting shady and his initials are K.S., I thought you should know. Hopefully he had the balls to tell you himself, but just in case, here you go. #chicksbeforedicks

#3630 Not a single one of my so called friends listens or cares about anything that comes out of my mouth, but somehow I end up smoking all of them out and giving them alcohol. I'm definitely being taken advantage of and I'm tired of it. Fuck all of you you fucking pricks.

#3627 2/5/2014 in the BLB around 10:30am. There was a girl eating an apple and a cup of fruit by herself at a table. You are really gorgeous, and I should've talked to you, but I had to get to class. You just need to know you're beautiful.