#3651 It makes me really sad to see people posting confessions about how they're suicidal or feeling alone or worthless. Truth is, I think all of you are wonderful, beautiful, funny, smart, and talented people who deserve all the happiness in the world; and I think that anyone would be lucky to have you in their lives. So next time you feel like no one cares, just remember that I do. :)

#3650 Seeing and chatting with one of my professors at such an exotic place, not knowing it was him 'till the next day.

#3649 I never remember my dreams. Like, ever.
But I had a dream the other day and it was freaking childish. I feel like a goddamned 13 year old. Kissed this chick in the dream and snapped awake, then got all sad that it was a dream.
I know I can’t control this shit, but seriously? It’s embarrassing. I’m 20 fucking years old and I’m still an introverted little nerd who dreams about crushes and shit.
Fucking 8th grade shit. Not sure what embarrasses me more. The fact that I had the dream and don’t know what to do about it, or the fact that I’m repressed enough to have it in the first place.

Fuck.

#3648 I love my best friend but her parents pay for EVERYTHING and sometimes she can be a little shit. Every once in awhile when she makes me really mad I'll take her credit card and by myself something with it. So far nobody has noticed and it keeps me from blowing up on her, win win!

#3647 My roommate is a decent guy. He keeps his side clean and keeps to himself for the most part.

The problem is, he's got some dank ass B.O.. I ain't even playing. He can be gone for the weekend and I will still be able to smell his essence on the Sunday night.

Unlike most guys with hygienic challenges, I think he's aware of this issue, as he showers pretty much every day.

Even still, I am considering moving out because of his stench. What say you, UNT Confessions?

#3646 My boyfriend just admitted that before we started dating he would look for and jack off to porn stars that looked like me. I AM SO FLATTERED!!!

#3645 My greatest wish, at this moment, is to save up enough money to go away for a while, to fly somewhere far away, to small forest mostly untouched by humans, with creeks and meadows and whispering trees and the moon smiling in the sky, where I can walk all day and think, away from people and the constraints and ugliness of the city. I feel trapped by my surroundings physically, and my society metaphorically.

#3644 To the person who made the "As a black guy" post about ghetto names, Fuck you and Fuck everybody who liked your ass. What gives you, or anybody else, the right to decide which names are and are not respectable. Black people sometimes make up names they think sounds cute or cool. You know who else has done that? Fucking everyone. Someone, somewhere down the line thought Brent, or Stacy, or Clyde or whatever, sounded cute and boom, new name. Who decided that people aren't allowed to do that anymore? Oh wait, no one did. Nobody says shit when white people decide to name their kids aiden,jayden,kayden or some other variation of -den. But when niggas decide name their kids deshawn,fashawn,lashawn, that's tacky and ghetto. Prejudiced ass motherfuckers.

Signed, someone with nieces and nephews who will be discriminated against their entire lives by people like you because their parents didn't decide to name their kids keith, or trevor, or brittney.