#3910 I would kill to be able to go home, start up my PlayStation and go get a game maybe, "The Last of Us." As it stands I have no TV or game system in my dorm and yeah I have lots of games on my laptop, but nothing beats a console, a controller and a good game session for a couple hours.

#3909 All my friends date/hookup with sluts, then in turn try and go for the really nice innocent girls. I really don't care for them much but I feel bad to let my friends date them because I know there are better guys for them. I really give no crap about dating right now and have noticed I'm lonely then I forget I'm building a race car. Race car > People.

#3908 No one has wrote a confession about how pretty I am yet. That's okay, take your time.

#3901 I have a fetish of feeling my own poop with my hands in public restrooms.

#3907 I got drunk this weekend, pee'd all over a Hall Director's car and then licked it off. Don't drink.

#3906 I catch campus-squirrels during the day, feed them caffeine pills and release them into the vents at Clark Hall.

#3904 I will put muted gay porn on the television in my room as my roommate is busy. I will just leave it there and wait for his casual glance up from his work, and watch his expression to two men fucking. He does not like me very much.

#3903 I am in Environmental Science, and the class has over 200 people in it. It is really early in the morning, and I just get out of bed, bring a Snuggy and sit in the back of the class. However, I just use the Snuggy to cover up my penis as I masturbate to the professor. No one has noticed me doing this FOUR times.