#3941 I like watching the Titanic and listening to "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion...

I'm a guy and i'm not gay or an ugly guy btw

#3939 I got catfished on craigslist by a bitch that had a picture of beyonce I seriously thought it was gonna be her because I was so high when I responded. When I got there she was fat and very unattractive and couldn't sing. I was mad but she had weed so its all good.

#3940 Honestly... for the most part, i like...errr... LIKED this school...

The Student Union/Center is torn down, so that sucks.. we have no actual cafeteria(besides the dorms)...
Our library is the definition of "ghetto"
Although our sports teams are getting better, there is still no school spirit for sports LOL

But the worst part.. is how apathetic the people on campus are. Everyone seems to want to come and leave... where's the camaraderie? the school pride? the people hanging around the quad.... oh wait, we don't have an ACTUAL quad lol... It's saddening

#3938 I love this freaking so much, but she don't even care, she know how I feel about her, we have kissed, danced and eat together many times, but never said anything about us, I need help, what should I do, I am stupid just going out with her to spend my money on her not do I have any wrong intention to do so! It's just so wired I don't know what to do??

#3937 As an Asian guy, I really love Caucasian girls. Why are you guys so attractive?

sincerely,
an ordinary Asian guy.

#3936 This guy from west hall has the sexist haircut. He is really shy though and so am I, which means neither one of us will ever approach each other. He's one of those guys that are quietly handsome. What should I do??

#3935 I like how both sides of this "Friendzone" debate completely generalize their opposition. "Women over look nice guys!" "If you call yourself a nice guy, you're an asshole!" "You assume I owe you sex because you are nice!" "You just like bad boys because you are a self-victimizing whore!" Can all of you just shut the fuck up? This entire argument is based off of both parties' ignorance of the other, and yet both of you would rather dehumanize the other side instead of actually remedying the situation for the other one. It's like the fucking US Congress in here. "Oh they just want to do x and halt progress." "Oh no they want to do x, we are trying to do y." And before anyone says "oh well, this page isn't for advice," tell me why the fuck you bother commenting. Is it to be "LOL sooo funny XD hahaha" or do you just want to circlejerk about how lame OP is compared to your glorious fat ass?
One final thing, since when is it okay to post Social Justice Warrior crap ripped from Tumblr on here? "Rape Culture"? "White people are secretly racist"? Should I just check my privilege now or should I wait for a genderqueer (pronouns: xe/xer/xis) demi-bisexual with hetero tendencies POC to check it for me? Or would that trigger xer?

#3934 I fucked your girlfriend more times than just that night. And that night she was grinding on my dick before we started drinking. So before you come at me, get your story straight.