#3992 Please for the love of everything that is holy, stop wearing fedoras.

#4001 Whoever invented champagne deserves a swift kick to the dick.

#4000 I have seriously lost faith in humanity. One day, while I was driving home from school, during rush hour and slow moving traffic, I had a flat tire, so I pulled over to fix it. As I was fixing my tire, people driving past me were laughing, I had a few truckers take cell phone photos of me, I had a few families (yes, adults and little kids) knocking on their window and pointing and laughing at me... I even had motorcyclists take pictures of me. Though I managed to fix my tire and go on my way... I just don't understand it. What's so funny about a guy with a broken down car? When I see people on the road with broken cars, I feel bad for them. Where is the love, people? Would you laugh, point and take pictures if you saw someone getting shot at? Would you laugh, point and take pictures if you saw someone dying of a heart attack right in front of you? Would you laugh, point and take pictures if a familiy member got into a car accident right in front of your eyes? What gives you the right to laugh at the misfortunes of others? As a society, we have a lot of growing to do.

#3999 There is a very cute Indian boy in my class - and that's what gets me to attend most of the time.

#3998 What is this??

I came her for my MRS degree... But i didn't find any smart enough, tall enough, rich enough, and handsome enough men here.... :/

#3991 This is a fucking college town and I've been looking for a weed hookup for like two weeks. What the fuck, Denton?

#3990 UNT,

Where you get charged MORE IN TUITION than Texas Tech, UT Austin, TX State. Get LESS in financial aid and scholarships and get harrassed by campus police for parking tickets.

Where you get to pay to hear constuction workers and see the Student Center knocked down and we have no real cafeteria to eat at

Where we have the WORST advising ever b/c it's so disorganized

Thanks UNT!

Signed,
I'm getting the hell outta here

#3996 This goes for every freshman in SGA. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. You are all two-faced, high school, NHS WANNA-BE'S. No one cares about what you are doing and it's annoying as fuck to year all y'alls shit all over the Class of 2017 page. SHUT. UP. Especially you, [person]. You have the most annoying laugh and the stupidest smile I have ever had the displeasure of seeing in my short life. BYEEEEEEE, Felicia.

Love, every freshman that doesn't give a shit about SGA