My cat told me her litter box needed to be changed... By pooping on the floor. Then my dog joined in on this. Yay! 5am litter box changing!

How many lightbulbs does it take to change people?

Old people be like "Back in my day, we didn't have them fancy vidja game boxes or cellular smart telephones. We went outside and actually talked to people" but they always forget the last part "It was horrible."

Wow, my master's degree with honors. I can't believe it, this is so amazing! I wanna thank you all for your love and supp- FUCK YOU!

Denton sluts..... Like this. I need fuck buddies. ;)

Feminism is NOT about putting women above men. It's also not about forcing political correctness or the idea that straight white men are evil or forcing others to believe they've been raped or having PTSD or any of that ridiculous nonsense. All of what you described is Tumblr SJW agendas that are fabricated by 15 year old Tumblr users that don't know any better. While I do agree that we should be more sensitive to others who may have actually had a traumatic experience, they take it to the extreme and it overall has little to do with raw feminism. Feminism is practically egalitarianism. It's about realizing that while there are notable differences between men and women, we are equal as humans and deserve the same rights not just on a legal level but on a social level as well. Basically, this means men can express sorrow without being called weak or express happiness without being called a f*g. Also that women can have sexual feelings without being called sluts or can hang out with guys without just being that one chick that's with us sometimes. There's more to it but You get the idea. I'm sorry that Tumblr has skewed your vision of it, but hey now you know the truth. Call it feminism, call it egalitarianism, just don't call it SJW and don't associate us. We are the real deal.

I (strongly dislike) spoiled sluts that take trips to Costa Rica to visit her drug lord father and post a buch of pics of the nice parts of CR to caption them with the phrase "pura vida." Like bitch what do you know about life other than skankin' around with the clients from redneck heaven. Those big tips come from somewhere honay!

If I made a textbook exchange group on Facebook, would people use it? You could sell textbooks and buy them for cheap.