#4091 I'm fucking someone on the Rugby team and he has a girlfriend for a while now.

#4090 Wait, since when has your sexual identity not been defined by who you are attracted to? I mean, I could say I'm a ninth dimensional guitar hero playing alien looking for the ultimate cup of coffee, but that doesn't make me one. I mean, if you are attracted to members of your gender, you are gay, if you are attracted to members of the opposite gender you are straight, if you are attracted to both you are bisexual, and if gender doesn't matter to you, you are pansexual, or whatever term works. People need to stop overcomplicating sexuality. I can barely keep up as is.

#4089 I still pick my nose.

#4088 Professor Gwendolyn Edwards who teaches English Comp 1 is so cool! She's a total babe with wicked tats, and she plays cool video games and likes other cool need/geek culture stuff. AND she's the best English teacher I've had. But yeah, Gwendolyn Edwards, total babe. Super cool!

#4087 the only people who ever comment or use this page are losers with no lives

#4086 Blonde/white girl working at that snack shop at Willis, I don't know your name but you're so beautifully sexy. I buy skittles all time there and I always hope you're the cashier when I do. I'm asking for your number next time I see you there so be prepared.

#4085 Hey guys who masturbate, what is your favorite strategy when yankin your chain? You know, polishing the flagpole, rubbin out a sticky, playing tug-of-war with your body?

#4084 when you're trying to hold in a monster hit, do you ever cough and end up making an elephant-esque noise?

just sittin alone in my room practicing elephant calls...thats all