#4115 I would fuck the shit out of professor Nabors. Anytime, anywhere.

Those piercing blue eyes got me weak.

#4114 I'm the guy who wrote "World peace will never work" on the wall of the men's restroom in Willis. AMA.

#4113 My SO decided he didn't want to go on the date we had been planning for over a week because he was too tired. He was too tired because he had stayed up late redditing and playing games. If you're reading this, I drank the last of your chocolate milk. It was delicious.

#4112 How will humanity end? By killing ourselves. Humans are parasites and the Earth is the organism that we've attacked (metaphorically of course). And instead of focusing our technology and time on developing some form of colony on other planets, we focus our time on preventing people from having equal rights, developing the new iPhone and talking about Miley Fucking Cyrus and her stunt at the VMAs. And when someone comes along that says "Hey what if we colonized space?" this bach of retards come at him saying "Pfft, watched a little to much Star Wars did we? Cheesh why don't you grow up and get a life. Lose your virginity. It'll make you feel better!" If you are like that fuck you and everyone you associate with. On an unrelated note: Fuck Chris Brown, Justin Bieber, One Direction and Taylor Swift

#4111 I paid a girl $350 to cuddle for FOUR HOURS.
The girl was pretty cute too. She was not asian but she was still my type.The terms we both agreed on were we would cuddle in bed for a full 4 hours and she would tell me "i love you" at random intervals and make eye contact. However when push came to shove she refused to look at me and I had to pretty much beg her to say "i love you" and she only said it once and it sounded forced as all hell. But i guess its a mixed blessing because her voice was ****ing annoying as shit, she sounded like sarah palin.
The cuddling was amazing though once I got over the fact that she refused to make eye contact or look at me. I had to really use my imagination a lot but for a good long time it felt amazing. I only got to touch her arms but her skin was so *ing soft...it was *ing amazing. So much better than hugging my pillow because the skin was so soft and you KNOW you are hugging a real life human female! My mind was blown for a while.
At the end I tried to kiss her once but she REALLY dodged the HELL out of it. Like I went to try to kiss her and she pushed me away and jerked her head back and had a disgusted look on her face. To be fair we never agreed on kissing...we agreed there would be "nothing sexual" but we never agreed on kissing so that's kinda my fault. I kinda begged her a little to let me kiss her but she declined. I guess theres a little bootlicker in us all lol.
Overall while she did not hold her end of the bargain as far as the eye contact part goes....it was a pretty good experience and I want to do it again.
You guys think I should use the same girl again or do you think I can find a girl who would be willing to actually look at me sometimes and maybe even make eye contact, all for the same price? ($350 or less for 4 hours of cuddling). I fear I might get addicted to this.

#4110 This world is rotten, and those who are making it rot deserve to die. Someone has to do it, so why not me? Even if it means sacrificing my own mind and soul, it's worth it. Because the world can't go on like this.

#4109 Just some random thoughts that come to the forefront of my mind when I stay up too late.

I'm always the one to join other people's events because I'm afraid of rejection. Yet, I don't want to ask to join people too often because I don't want to be seen as needy. Which I am. I am, goddamnit. When I do go, I over-compensate by acting seems like aloofness because I'm fearful this torrent of desperation will come gushing forth.

I don't want to be viewed as that regular who takes advantage of his captive audience's just because they're pretty but I have a disconcerting feeling that's exactly who I am. It's their job, but I feel like I abuse it, even though I keep to myself.

I feel like my life has lost a sense of plot. Life has 4 elements: the plot, the events that make up the plot, the beliefs behind the plot, and the personality behind the beliefs. I feel like all 3 aren't working together. They all individually work well as a confederation, but not as a republic.

Beliefs and desires are two sides of the same coin. They are two points catty corner at the intersection of life path and personality.

#4108 Where are all the cute running girls at? I'm a guy who ran cross country in high school and still love to run. Are there any girls who are into running guys?