#4163 What are some of the best places to nap on campus?

#4160 I think its weird when seniors dates freshmen or sophomores. I feel like they're too young. I wouldn't even touch you.

#4162 Is it just me or are the freshmen this year not attractive?

#4159 Recently, I got a new roommate here in Kerr... He's smart, and funny, and caring, and foreign, and adorable. So adorable. Oh God, all the things I want to do to him. Shit... I'm in love with my roommate.
Dear God, help me get through these next couple months without making a move on him.
And also, Dear God, please have made him gay so he can make the first move on me ;)

#4158 I'm sick and tired of guys telling me that I'm a cool chick that they love hanging out with, going out and doing things with, and wants to sleep with, but only like me as a friend. Guess what guys, whether you want to call it that, all those things are what dating couples do!

#4157 Looking for a fourth roommate for university courtyard apartments, fully furnished 4 bedroom. comment below if you're interested! need to know by march 21st!

#4156 So I'm listening to Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On" album for the first time today through my laptop speakers, and I'm surprised by the utter lack of woman that have arrived at my apartment door so far. I was under the impression that this album was basically like the bat signal to anything with a vagina, like any time someone in the world i playing the album, it makes all women's "Let's Get It On" senses tingling and they're all like "Goddammit, not AGAIN! Guess I'd better get going...*slips into lingerie*"

That's how it works, right?

Anyway, it just got to the last song now. If I don't see anything in the next 5 minutes, I'm demanding a refund.

#4155 I'm one of the oldest staff members at UNT, and all of my friends are dead. Happy Saint Patty's Day.