#4267 I'm a terrible person. I graduated about a year ago and got married half a year later to the woman of my dreams. My relatives do not know that any of this happened. They believe I'm still in college, and still dating around. The reason why I haven't told anyone is because I know my parents will cut off financial aid when they find out I've graduated and gotten married. I'm trying to find a job, but until then I really can't afford for them to cut off my aid. I'm a shitty coward.

#4266 Sometimes I think those euphoric fedora neckbeards who criticize others for worshipping a phony god, actually worship Princess Luna from My Little Pony or something like that. Freaks.

#4265 Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz once said that there's an awful lot of people with no brains who a whole lot of talking. Every time I pass through the free speech area that statement is proven right especially when some opposing group comes to protest or argue with another group and it degenerates into monkeys throwing ad hominem shit at each other. Eh, free entertainment, I guess.

#4264 It's been an especially bad allergy season, and I feel so grosss sniffling all the time. Sorry, classmates, can't help it.

#4262 So while out at a Gay bar and I had met this really cute guy. We'd hung out a few times and I learned he had a twin brother who was also Gay. I didn't think much of it until I met him the other night at a party we were all at. even though I was talking to twin A at the time twin B started getting flirty with me. Later that night we were all back St one of their Apartments and they both attempted to initiate a 3 way. I didn't know how to feel at first because they were blood related but it was also kinda hot at first. However I didn't get very far because once they stated kissing each other I had to get dressed in leave because that's just fucking crazy. Having twins at the Anne time isn't what it's cracked up to be :/

#4263 Finally, founder of the Westboro Baptist Church is dead! I hope Fred Phelps burns in hell and gets raped by fags for all eternity.

#4261 I'm in serious need of a GPA booster so does anyone know of any classes I can take to bump up my GPA preferably a summer class? Any help would be awesome

#4260 Holy crap, people! Shut up about the punctuation problems people tend to have on this page. Clearly, nobody gives two shits about grammar anymore. It doesn't make you any smarter to correct other people. It's the 21 century shove that mark twain bullshit straight up your tight assholes.