#4389 My puppy enjoys humping his hello kitty stuffed animal. He prefers 69 too. My girlfriend said that hello kitty is his bitch.

#4388 So today while I was diddling my girlfriend on my bed, my dog decided to jump up and start licking her face. She giggled and seemed enjoyed it. I told my dog to get off and instead it moved to licking my girlfriend's feet. Well. I guess that is as close to a threesome as I'll ever get...

#4387 I am really curious about this right now... How do Merpeople have sex? It really is a philosophical question...

#4386 My boyfriend and i have decided to go our separate ways for a while and I honestly don't know what it's like to be normal and be my own emotional support. How do I move on from something that has been such a huge part of my life for so long?

#4385 Dusan you are gorgeous. I'm sure you already know this though lol. That is all.

#4384 You know what I hate, stupid sensitive ass people. The world isn't always going to be nice and sweet to you and I wish people would learn that. I can care less about your "struggles" be a fucking adult and grow up.

#4383 Just because we text a lot doesn't mean that we're "talking". I just want to be friends. #friendzoned

#4382 Nancy A. is fucking cute!