#4421 i was checking through UNT's offered courses and fields. There's a Women's Studies program, but no men's studies program. I find this to be extremely sexist towards my obsession with proving to the world how much of a masculist cunt I am. Also, I'd like to have paternity leave and the option to kill a human being with a beating heart if I so choose.

#4420 My dick is so big it has stretch marks.

#4419 My girlfriend just told me she pooped so hard that her tampon fell out..... I've never loved her more.

#4418 One of my buddies and I were hanging out with his girl friend and her friend one night. I noticed her texting my buddies girl friend that "I really need to take someone home tonight" to which I acted on and made her night fulfilled! Moral of the story, stop acting like sex is taboo!!!!! Everyone does it, everyone thinks about it, everyone wants it, everyone enjoys it! If you don't want want to save yourself good for you! But fucking stop actin all high and might cause the rest of us enjoy the physical animalistic and euphoric nature if it!

#4417 One time a good chick friend and I were hanging out talking about everything under the sun. She was very pretty and had actually turned me down once when I asked her out. Buy we still remained friends, besides the point one night we wound up talking about sex and masturbation. She told me how many times she masturbated a week and how she liked sex and I told her how I did. Well about an hour into the conversation, I guess she got all hot n bothered that she wound up "showing me" her favorite positions on me with just her pjs on and she felt my boner. I guess that sealed the deal for her and we wound up having the most awesome sex ever. And it wasn't even weird after!

#4415 I recently found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. I went to her place which she has given me a key for and iaide I hear moans and then when I look into her room I see some douchebag riding her. I just go home in tears and try to remember when the last time she said I'm the only one for her. Later that day, she has the nerve to come over and ask if I'm ready for a date we had planned for that night, she then asks me why I've been crying since my face was still red, I tell her i'm just not feeling well and need to cancel tonight. She says "you can tell me anything" comepletely unaware of what I saw earlier and I just say it'll be fine and close the door. I'm scared to say anything or even risk breaking up with her. I've been with her for 4 years and the fact that I could even talk to her was a miracle. I don't know how to be single again, I have no friends, I may not ever find another, I cannot talk to women other than her without sounding like an awkward fuck. I don't know what to do here. She is at least 70% of the reason I still get out of bed in the morning.

#4414 Does anyone have a charger to a Samsung Galaxy S3 that they'd be willing to give away?

#4413 Can you hate someone so much, but also love them the same way?