#4539 Did anyone else see that one guy walking around in circles next to the art building holding a sign saying "beware the army of the people"? I think the sign should have said "beware the army of person", because no one cares...

#4538 Whenever I talk to a hot girl, I think about what she would look like with me down her throat.

#4537 I am sick of holding a worthless degree, working two shit jobs because I can't get anything better, and still struggling to make ends meet because of the loans I took out to get said worthless degree. I think soon I will go become an hero...

#4536 I didn't know so many people were still virgins in college. I knew there would be those few people who were for religious reasons or morals, but I didn't know how many people really were. I thought even the weird, anti-social people found at least one other person similar to them and had sex together, at some point before college or in their freshman year in college. I guess that's just me being naive, but that's my confession. If your a virgin and looking for sex, I see girls on Fry flaunting it all the time. Get out there and try to find someone who seems to be similar to you in some way and strike up a convo. If your weird look for a weird looking chick like you, if that'd help you build enough courage to go up to her. I'm sure she won't freak out on you. You can be awkward and sexual together. Bam!

#4536 Please show your support this week and wear black in honor of Dr. Stewart. RIP

#4535 I held the door open for a girl on campus the other day, and she totally didn't give me a blowjob afterwards. #friendzoned

#4534 I have a boyfriend of going on 4 years and I really love him. BUT I have been having lesbian dreams and I'm really wanting to act on them. I'm thinking I just want to experience it once. How should I mention this... 'predicament' with him if at all?

#4533 Honestly whenever a person in a confession says they are "well groomed" it sounds really weird to me and I think of a dog at the groomers.