#4571 To the individual who painted "Asshole Parking" on my car in blue letters and left me a passive aggressive note,

Believe it or not, the way I was parked actually wasn't my fault. The person next to me was parked wonky, so I was parked wonky. That person left, so then it looked like it was me being the jerk. I get it. But it's the Clark parking lot. There are always spots open in that lot. It would have only been a little extra walking for you, and would have only been a small inconvenience, but obviously that wasn't the problem for you since you had the time to vandalize my car. Maybe, just maybe, the asshole is you. Being rude and passive aggressive isn't a great way to solve problems. Thanks for putting a damper on my night by making me have to clean that shit off in 32 degree weather. I really appreciate it. Next time, just grumble under your breath like the rest of us and chill out. Also, since your handwriting indicates that you are a female, I have some Midol if you need it.

Shit, can't people just be nice to each other. -_-

#4570 I find it real annoying how people ask questions on here to answers they already know.

#4569 I secretly fear that when Im using the handicap toilet, a person with a real disability will need to use it. I'm sorry, but the handicap toilet is always the nicest and has the most room.

#4568 So this question goes to all the guys... and the girls too I guess.

How does a girl who is alone at the bar effectively go about picking up a half way decent guy for the night without acting like a slut?

#4567 Does anyone know where to find the beautiful women who are into science? I would think they would either be in the library or in their room studying, making it hard to find/approach them. If you know where to find girls that like to talk about quantum mechanics or chemistry let me know I would love to meet some, real intelligence is so hot and hard to come by.
-Not calling anyone stupid that doesn't like science.

#4566 I hold the door open for anyone I see that's in a reasonable range. I'm also a guy. What annoys the shit out of me is that usually about half the girls don't say anything. Really??? Is it that fucking hard to say "Thanks" ???? And why don't girls hold the door open for guys? It seems like you want gender equality so badly, so why can't you just hold the door?

#4565 i keep seeing things being posted by people explaining how they're such a great person because of x,y, and z but that they don't understand why they can't get a significant other. really there are two possibilities here; either you're 1) not as awesome as you think you are or 2) you keep going after the same kind of person that will only reject you. whatever the case, you have to make some sort of change people.

#4564 Everyone do your freakin SETE I need the extra credit!