To the person who left the Neon Genesis note on my windshield wiper I LOVE YOU SO MUCH REVEAL YOURSELF TO ME PLEASE

Has anyone hooked up with one of their professors?

Fingering a fat girl is like trying to steal snacks out of a vending machine.

Like my post if you want to play volleyball at the forum starting next week. And i will reach out to you. If you like the denton music scene and want to go to house parties and shows where music is played and have a good time socialize and hangout with other dentonites. Cheers

I tell my parents it's a spray tan. They would be so upset if they knew I was risking cancer in a bed!

Would you date a girl with man hands or man feet? Gotta pick one

Are there any clubs in/around Denton? I'm not talking about the (relatively) quiet, little bars on Fry st and the Square. I'm talking somewhere with a dance floor, shot girls/boys, and a DJ spinning bangers/trance/EDM all night. Anywhere like that in this stuck-up, IPA-sipping, wannabe Austin, hipster town? Sorry lol not trying to come off as judgmental, just a newcomer from San Antonio. The culture here is very different.

Females are quick to describe their ideal guy and lay out exactly what they wan their guy to look like, but the moment a guy says how he only dates slim girls or only dates thick girls or only dates athletic girls, then all hell breaks loose. What the fuck is wrong with this generation