#4700 My dick is 7 inches long and 7 inches around. My girlfriend says that that is really large but I don't know because the internet and porn have this weird thing where the only dicks you hear about are either a foot long or less than an inch. Other guys and girls who are familiar with comparative sizing of male genitals, can you help a brother out?

#4699 This entire page is gullible as fuck. Here's what I'm going to do: I'm going to make either a pandering, a bigoted, or a "neckbeard" comment every week until I get sick of it, and you people are going to like the shit of it or comment so you can feel like tough internet heroes. And when you do it, and you know you will, I will sit down wherever I am and laugh at you. Go on, do it, comment. I can't reply or I'll expose myself. I'm at your mercy. Say something clever for the nice people so you can get them likes.

#4698 The best argument for eugenics is the table full of assholes right next to me who think it's a good idea to talk so fucking loudly on the 4th floor of Willis, as if they're the only ones who have to study.

#4697 The occasional post about shitting oneself or almost shitting oneself because it has been several days since the last dump makes me laugh. You filthy casuals. I frequently go a week or longer without shitting. I even invented a new word. The "Thrice." It's like "Deuce" but for even more massive shit loads. Also my record for holding in piss is about 28 hours and when I finally went it was in the toilet.
And yeah, I know it's unhealthy.

#4696 Ok, there are way to many birds flapping around campus.

#4695 Guys,

There is no such thing as the "friend zone" if a girl "likes you"… she will TELL YOU, be it by text, call, face to face or whatever… THAT'S IT. PERIOD.

#4694 Ice storm during finals week spring 2014 anybody?

#4693 To the person that made the UNT2048 game, you've ruined my life. Thanks.