#4798 First semester here, far the most hipster thing Ive heard is a guy asking people for their cigarette buds because he makes bird houses out of them lol.
On a side note, any white girls into Hispanic guys?

#4796 It really pisses me off when people say that black people are fuckin' lazy. Wait a minute... weren't black people slaves and working for hundreds of years? How the fuck can you call us lazy when we did all the work of the white man for hundreds of years?

#4795 I hate gay people for one big reason: They're such massive hypocrites. They demand for their voices to be heard, and their arguments to be justified, and for their lifestyle to be accepted, yet, anyone who DOESN'T agree with what they have to say, or what they believe in, should not have any voice at all. I see a couple articles in my newsfeed about people losing their jobs, or tv shows, because they don't agree with same-sex marriage, and state it. And so what if they don't agree? It's called freedom of speech. If I don't like gay people, and I don't agree with them, and I say this, I shouldn't lose my job, Or told I'm not allowed to say this. Freedom of Speech goes both ways (hehehe). If you want to dribble on about how your sodomizing love should be legalized, then I have as much right to speak about how I don't like it. It's kinda like racism. Where every other race but whites can declare how proud they are to be their color. But if a white person says they're happy to be white, WELL CALL THE POLICE BECAUSE SUDDENLY HE'S RACIST. On top of all that, their over-sexualized gay pride parades give the impression that they're all about fucking. I actually don't even give a fuck if they can get married but stop trying to force me into accepting your lifestyle, because unless you are my child, I never will so fuck off.

#4794 I'm a french student studying abroad right now and I have to say that compared to the beautiful european women and charming european men, you fat americunts are absolutely repulsive to all five senses. Your fast food makes me vomit, your cunt-ry music makes my ears bleed, and your olitics are beyond laughable and makes the rest of the world wonder if the people sitting in your government offices even have brains. Also, american men have on average 5 inch members, whereas we french men have on average 6 inches making it easier to please our gorgeous women and the reason we are the country of love. It's a confirmed study, look it up.

#4793 You know how guys drug drunk straight women? Well I do the same to straight men who are about to learn how to ride a d*** like there is no tomorrow. What's even more funny is I do it to guys who are the top dogs!

#4792 I'm an athiest. Debate me.

#4797 Johnathan D. from West Hall is very attractive. I have a thing about guys with glasses.

#4791 Right before I graduate next year I'm going to ride my horse on campus. I don't know what will happen but it's a dream of mine and I only live onece so f it.