#4822 Going from a nice guy to an asshole instantly is the best way to tell people how thirsty you are.

#4821 I will be graduating in August and I've been worrying about graduation and getting all my forms filled out on time. Last night, I had a dream that I went to see my academic advisor... but my advisor was Vin Diesel. He answered all my questions about graduation and told me the best way to ease all my graudation stress is by getting out and driving more.

#4820 I hate leading people on so after having a dance with a guy a few months ago, I ditched him because I have a boyfriend and now every time I see him I feel really terrible because I never got to explain and I'm too embarrassed to say anything. He's probably forgotten I exist by now but I still feel guilty.

#4819 I'm comming to UNT soon all the way from Russia!

#4818 I remember when I used to comment and generate fake confessions when this page started to piss everyone off and force them to acknowledge things that are normally ignored. After I discovered that professors like to look on this page and find students they remember in their class to levy their final grades however, I soon stopped using this page.

#4817 I'm a girl who parents out me into martial arts at a very young age. At first both my brother and I were put into karate. They code to put us both into the same activity so as to keep my dad from paying to much attention to my brother and keeping us together. We eventually moved onto Brazilian jiu jitsu and my brother did wrestling in school while I did tennis on the side while still training bjj. I also learned how to box and kick box because they offered those classes at the gym we went to. I still train casually while my brother actually wants to fight professionally. With women's mma being bigger I'm considering giving it a shot after graduation. Btw you would never guess I can fight unless I told. I'm a girls girlat the end of the day and most people assume in shape from doing gymnastics or crossfit ect. Anyways I think it would be fun to give it a shot before I jump into the workforce who knows what could happen?

#4816 If I think a party is lame, I usually report it to the cops as I'm leaving. Sorry about all those MICs kids (not really)

#4815 Am I weird or what? I like to chew gum and chew ice at the same time. It makes chewing gum different.