#4918 I paid for a hooker and honestly it was cheaper than taking a girl out and afterwards I got up, left and she never expected me to call or cuddle.. Worth it..

#4917 Assuming that everyone here is smart enough to fall for Adam Sandler's garbage every year, please no one see Blended. This shit needs to end.

#4916 All I want in a woman is the ability to cook (because I can, and it's great to cook with another person), have a great personal discussion with, and be able to keep up with me while taking hella dabs. Putting out is a bonus. Fuck it, might as well put it out there. Are there any lady cannaconnoisseurs here that are looking for a stoner male companion? I think girls who smoke know how to smoke a pole better, just putting that out there. I know a few of your commentors might hate on the weed theme, but fuck it, just trying to break the ice here and its only the tip of the ice berg.

#4915 theres this one chick who walks around denton alot and shes got cute ass dreads, a septum piercing, and a face full of freckles and i think im in love with her, where are you??

#4914 man im getting tired of school real talk

#4913 Well I have a juvenile question for y'all (much like the posts already on here). What do guys think of texting? My boyfriend randomly stops answering messages while talking, even when we're making plans! Then he'll text me a couple days later saying "Hi". Thoughts???

#4912 I can't stand seeing women devalue themselves on places like Fry stree by dressing so skimpy. Ladies, everything that is valuable in the world is covered and hard to get to. Where do you find diamonds? Deep down in the ground, covered and protected. Where do you find pearls? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, covered up and protected in a beautiful shell. Where do you find gold? Way down in the mine, covered over with layers and layers of rock. You've got to work hard to get to them. Your bodies are sacred. You’re far more precious than diamonds and pearls, and you should value yourselves too by covering up and not being easy to get.

#4911 Do girls like beards?