#4934 I find it ridiculous that everyone I know is either married, about to be married, or exclusively dating someone with no redeeming qualities. I'm sorry, but your 20's are for figuring out your career choices and having money to pay off loans. Not planning to spend more money on material things or the possibly of getting a divorce before the age of 30.

#4933 I learned how to eat pussy from Tumblr. I don't normally have a chance to practice it but whenever I do I never disappoint :)

#4932 I've never been great with women at all... but it seems like for the last year a lot of women have been approaching me. It is bittersweet, because a lot of these women are nice, but they have children already. I am only 22, and these women range from 19-23. I'm not trying to be a douche here, but I am not interested in dating women with children. I am 22, I am about to enter into a career I am proud of, and I do not want children until my late 20s or early 30s. I am just not interested in helping you take care of your kids. Children are great, but why have them so young... ladies?

#4931 I'm not racist, but Panera Bread is amazing. Fuck McAlister's.

#4930 Any white girls into latin men? I dont see that type of couple often around unt.

#4929 I never give two shits about most holidays. I even kind of slight my own birthday. Memorial day, valentines day, [insert president or political figure here] day, easter, halloween, mothers day, and all of these new holidays that keep piling up. I wish I could avoid them altogether except Thanksgiving and Christmas, because I get to hang out with family and the food at my relatives' houses is amazing. Am I the worst?

#4928 I'm sick of hearing people talk about Frozen. I saw it, it was okay. JUST OKAY. Can we move on to the next fad already?

#4927 I get paid to write trollfessions on this page. Best part is I get paid a dollar for every comment and like they get, 2 dollars if someone puts a raging comment.