#5112 So my friend needs someone to take up a lease for him. $589 a month for rent and I think $639 on move in.

#5111 I have an extremely small clit. It is barely visible when I'm aroused and very difficult for my partner to find. It is also the female equivalent of the tip of the penis, so if I was a man I think I'd have a micro dick. That makes me sad. Also, do you think the size of it affects my pleasure during sex?

#5110 I am a pizza delivery guy at a local pizza shop and I am so sick and tired of people giving me less than $2 or nothing. Why you no leave tips for the delivery guy ? It is freaking hot outside and I am trying to make you happy as much as I can. This isn't supposed to be like this. Oh also, as much as I hate stereotyping people, all stereotypes about genders and their tipping behaviors are real I can tell you that based on my experiences.

#5109 Remember guys: It's not a lie, if you believe in it.

#5108 Transfer to Texas Tech they said. Lubbock is a great town they said. It's only been a month and I already miss Denton ;_; Lubbock is such a depressing shithole. I really hope I can be back at UNT by Fall because I will not be able to stand this place for a whole semester, I can hardly stand it now but I signed up for summer classes there because of my parents pressuring me to do so since they went there and they didn't like the "weirdo liberal friends" I made here. Worst mistake ever.

#5107 Just because I have an HRC logo as a window sticker on my car doesn't mean I'm gay.

#5106 #5088 Me and a couple friends met this couple named Joe and Case/cacey(fuck if I know how to spell it) who were pretty chill but never hit us back up. wtf guys? lets get drunk af, smoke some dank (got some now), and fuck shit up. We don't care that you got lupus, we've got fucktons of organs to donate. Sidenote: I smoke on the 3rd floor men's bathroom in mathews a lot just for those who say this isn't a confession

#5105 My gf and I enjoy a good roleplay during sex. We have done Sherlock and john, lupin and Sirius, and jon snow and ygritte. Comment your suggestions for our next romp.