#5202 I think I'm the only one that enjoys watching soccer at UNT.

#5201 Ever since my first prostate exam I have been stalking my proctologist...

#5200 I think we should get a real life eagle mascot. With the amount I'm paying in tuition now we should be able to come together and buy a real Scrappy.

#5199 Women... You need to know that no man will ever care about your shoes, toe nails, or anything below your waist unless he wants to jizz on it...

#5198 So I was at orientation on the 1st and saw the most beautiful Girl I had seen all day. She stole the room right when she walked in (we were in smaller groups at this point because we were in the psych major orientation) anyway, she was tall with brown hair and she was Australian. I really hope she's gay or at least bi. Does anyone know who this goddess girl is?

#5197 I like it 'always have a safeword' kind of rough.

#5197 Digimon was loads better than Pokemon.

#5196 The only time I ever showed my penis to a girl, she said she was not in the mood anymore. Now I'm going to meet her for the first time since fourth grade, which is awkward because I've gained weight since the last family reunion and my penis is smaller.