#5244 Do girls prefer a guy with nice truck or a nice car? For example a guy with an F-350 or a Challenger?

#5243 I have to confess that I have NO IDEA what te printing policy here is at UNT. Can someone explain

#5242 Is it racist if I hate EVERYONE equally?

#5241 Once in a while, I still sleep with the teddy bear my ex girlfriend gave me just so I'm not as lonely.

#5240 To the woman in the grey shorts bicycling up Avenue C on Friday evening: you have the best butt ever. You were stopping traffic. Kudos.

#5239 I've been flirting with a junior in my class. I don't like him at all, but I only do it because he gives me his old textbooks for free. He has saved me over $250 so far. So no, I don't feel bad.

#5239 Wanting to fuck your classmate(s) is like wanting to fuck your neighbor. You have to be REALLY careful or else you're going to mess things up and it will be awkward for the rest of the time you are in close proximity to each other. It's Torture. TORTURE I SAY!!

#5239 This is a bit embarrassing, but I'll use my anonymity to get this off my chest: the other day, I had an uncomfortable experience with a prostitute. I solicited, because until that time, I was a virgin desperate to get laid (and I'm 23, mind you).

I've been pretty desensitized by porn, so as of lately, I've been scrolling through Craigslist's 'casual encounters' section. While many of my attempts of getting with other people were anything but fruitful, I saw an ad in the middle of the night. She was a single mom desperate for money. After a brief conversation with her, we agreed to meet up at her place to get the deed done.

So I came to her place in Lewisville while her kid was at school, and after having her prove that she wasn't an undercover cop, I paid her upfront. She wasn't super attractive, but her ass was ridonkulous, so I was content with paying her $300 for 'the girlfriend experience'.

She went the whole 9 yards with it, as well. She was nibbling at my ear, she kissed my neck excessively as she was taking off my pants, and after 20 minutes of heavy petting and the best (and only) blowjob I've ever received, the moment came: I was going to lose my virginity.

As I made my entrance and experienced the greatest sense of euphoria, I came inside of her, before she even reach her first orgasm. After this happened, she screamed at me and told me that she couldn't get pregnant again. We got in this huge fight, and my mom got scared, and said 'You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.'

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said 'Fresh' and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I can say that this cab was rare, but I thought 'Nah forget it. YO HOMES TO BEL AIR!' I pulled up to the home about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes, smell ya later.' Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit in my throne as the prince of Bel Air.