I wish the break between classes was 15 minutes. It's rough stuff to have digestive problems and 10 minutes to release the beast and get across campus.

I feel bad for skinny women. Many of them feel unsexy because they aren't curvy. I liked the big love because it was reassuring but I didn't know how it was affecting the other side. You know the whole bones and dogs, real women and real men thing. Like to me all bodies are great. It's like,pizza is good but so are burgers. Different bodies different foods, all good. Some may not agree but it's all about personal preference. Forget about what "society " deems as ideal.

I haven't had sex with a girl in months. I just need to get laid.

I wish I had some girlfriends to have a good time with,laugh with, and have random late nights with. I could really go for a margarita with some cool ass chicks. Sigh....

Are you looking for a place that has thin walls? How about a place with bad management? A place where you can wake up to gun shots in the middle of the night as well as a place where people have been shot and killed? Then Castle Rock is the place for you!

How to eat Ramen noodles like a man:
Step 1: Boil some fucking water with a blowtorch or flamethrower to speed up the process!
Step 2: Chomp on the fucking Ramen brick as it is!
Step 3: Drink the fucking hot water in one gulp and don't pussy out!
Step 4: Snort the fucking flavor powder like your usual Saturday night coke line!
Step 5: Fuck bitches you manly man you!

"Girls won't eat the brown out of a banana, but won't hesitate to suck a random dude's dick."
DA TROOF

I just found out that this girl I've been talking to was posted on "The Dirty" as being an escort. I'm not sure how to feel about it because she is super sweet, and driven, which the commenters who defend her are spot on, but the ones that accuse her also kinda match some stuff up too. This was posted about a year ago on February 21.