#5273 I despise my RA. He is such a dick to his residents and to people in general. I have heard him make fun of an autistic kid in our hall, he makes fun of people's religions, and he is always saying something extremely offensive. This piece of shit is the reason I am moving out next year.

#5272 I don't know how to boyfriend, and it's driving me crazy.

#5271 I'm wondering why people in the dorms are screaming "Oh God!" for no apparent reason? Last time I checked, this wasn't a Christian college, so why the devotion?

#5270 Everytime i hear of someone getting hit by a car i think it is HILARIOUS!! Not a single person looks for cars while crossing the roads. You deserve to get hit if you lack the common sense to even LOOK! IT'S A DAMN CAR!! Serves you morons right!

#5269 I am dating a TWU student. One time we were eating hot Cheetos and then we got a little horny! we started kissing and touching each other. We totally forgot that he had just ate hot cheetos, so i started fingering her and after like 3 minutes she told me that her vagina burned. She looked at my finger and they were stained, we looked at each other and realized what had just happened and started laughing like crazy! #truestory

#5268 I am in love with Guardians of the Galaxy for giving me a reason to never watch Star Wars again. Seemed like it took much of that formula, updated it, and made it more fun than ever. To be fair, I can only compare it to the original Star Wars movie, because there is at this point only one Guardians movie. But if this is the starting point...

#5251 I'm so sick of these lazy fucking mods who barely update this page. Get some new admins if you can't keep up with the page on your own. I would make a new unt confession page myself but I don't know how to do it.it seems like you guys don't care about this page and that your clinging onto it out of some selfish sense of power. Either manage the page frequently or give control over to someone who will.

#5267 Time to confess something I've never told anybody before. In elementary school I was in art class. I was sitting around a table with about 5 or 6 other kids. Anyways, so the teacher was talking and my head began to itch. Not thinking much of it I scratched my head and when I put my hands back down there was a bug on my hand. Not knowing what it was I shook it off on the table when the other kids weren't looking. It ran around the table for a few minutes and then one of the girls at the table noticed it and screamed. The teacher came over to the table to see what was going on. She started flipping out. Apparently it was a tic (I've never heard of a tic before that). The teacher tried to get rid of it and called the nurse and then called the girls parents. The girl was crying. When her parents got there the girl had to go home. I don't know what happened after that, but to this day I've never told anybody that story.