There's this cute girl that works in the Writing Lab and she helped me with my last English paper. I just want to say that she is awesome and I will definitely come back again for my next paper. :)

Wow. Slow clap. Bruce finally did something somewhat 'cool.' Now if you could only be in the loop for the badass off-campus parties.

I'm SO sick of everyone asking me to do/join/work for Herbalife. NO THANK YOU! PEACE *drops mic*

I hate bunnies!

I got caught by my roommate masturbating.
Weird thing, I found out by him saying, "I saw you masturbate."

I respond, "Why didn't you say something? I would have stopped if you were awake."

He says, "I didn't want to interrupt. You looked too into it."

Awkward moment in college.

Sometimes I wish I could have the guy I really want. He's so cute but he's more into girls than guys. Bi guys are confusing sometimes but this guy is chill as fuck. Oh well.

I'm pretty sure that 99.9% of the people that post on here do it so that they can 1) have a conversation with themselves 2) call attention to themselves without actually calling attention to themselves

That chick Sylvia M. looks amazing. I used to like her but I had waaaaay too much competition. Woe is me, a black dude.