Stephanie is the worst person I have met at UNT.

Here's my confession: if those two blonde girls in my PoliSci class don't shut up during class, my head might explode. If you're going to talk full voice, sit in the back. Or better yet, don't show up. But don't sit in the very center of the room and gab away. We aren't paying to hear about your personal life, so please stop.

I used to have a crush on Cody M., but after seeing his youtube channel that killed it. NO ONE LIKES ARROGANCE!

A girl once asked me upstairs at the Rec if I knew where the vending machine was located. After pausing due to irony overload I replied "uhh I'm not sure.." She then proceeded to take the elevator downstairs to search for the vending machine...

No I do not want to go to one of your herbalife meetings, it's obviously not helping you lose weight.

To the girl in the pink spandex short shorts in the union post office today Monday after spring break. You have the most perfect ass I have ever seen ;) thanks for sharing cause I couldn't stop staring!

Game of thrones watching party???

To the girl posting about the cute guy smoking a cigarette on on his longboard, that's my boyfriend honey.. Sorry, but he won't "let you love him." He is cute though, so you have good tastes, but he's mine.