Monday, 18 March 2013 04:32 PM
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I use a vibrator to EDM but I love having sex to it <3
Monday, 18 March 2013 04:31 PM
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Where are the white guys who date black girls?
Monday, 18 March 2013 04:25 PM
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I've always wanted to have a family settle down and be a loving husband and a great father but it seems like that has been a goal of mine for so long that I forgot about the part between now and that. I feel like that will never happen now and all I've ever wanted is a family of my own to protect and provide for.
Monday, 18 March 2013 04:23 PM
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Not a confession but I wonder what that ladies would think if they saw a guy walking around campus with an erection.
Monday, 18 March 2013 04:23 PM
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We made a tower of glasses at Bruce. Then, we put it on the top level of the dish return. We stood outside the cafeteria and waited with baited breath.
It fell. We ran.
Monday, 18 March 2013 04:20 PM
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Where are all the Indian girls at?!
Monday, 18 March 2013 04:16 PM
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My girlfriend said she would never swallow unless I tried it first, so I tried it. It'd didn't taste bad at all. We've broken up now, but now every time I masturbate, I swallow my own cum.
Monday, 18 March 2013 04:02 PM
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The only people who should walk up and talk to me at the Rec are my friends and/or hot women. If you feel the need to interrupt me mid-set with stupid questions such as: "hey bro do you take protein?" or "how can I get jacked like you?"... don't. On a side note, attractive ladies, I'll be at the Rec tues/thurs early afternoon. I'm the most aesthetic guy there so feel free to come talk to me ;)