There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but unfortunately most of those fish are bitches, sluts, unreasonable, selfish, drug addicts, or an variety of other deal-breaking things.
So if I actually get my hands on one worth keeping, the rest of you had better STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY FISH

I have recently discovered and become addicted to YouTube Poop. Dear God, someone please help me...

Every time I read these confessions, I cannot help to sing Usher's song "These are my confessions."

I met this girl my freshman year while I was in the dorms who I have always had a little crush on and I am now a senior. Her name is Alison H. and is an International Studies major. She has a gorgeous smile, and whenever I see her it always brightens up my day, even if I haven't been having a good day. Also, I miss her!

Lauren B. needs the D! By D, I mean deodorant..

To the girl that took my order at Chicken Express Monday night, you are very cute :)

To Sydney W; you seem very witty, from your comments on this page. And you are pretty.

I had sex in one of the music theory rooms in the College of Music. We played one of the hottest teacher fantasies. I felt like I was in a porno!