I seagulled a cop once. He didnt catch me because I got it in both of his eyes so he didnt get a good look at my face. I chuckle every time I see him now

I masturbated to gifs of a girl sitting on another girl's face. I've been masturbating a lot to girls, which is weird, because I've always considered myself straight; maybe my dad has always been right...

No huge confession right now, I just want to meet a gentleman..

I'm not appalled, insulted, afraid, or any other negative variation, BUT, i'm pretty surprised how many gays are at unt since liking this page. It's an honest surprise. I'll bet it's the majority in denton overall, or at least that's how it seems. As i said, nothing negative, just honestly thought it was less.

anyone else notice how black people got the shortest month?

Black people are like ninjas, you cant see either when you turn the lights off.

Sometimes when I see that one blind guy walking around campus I want to stick my foot in front of his cane and keep doing it just to fuck with him

Your mother has a penis and everyone knows it