I had a dream I had the most amazing sex ever with a [greek name] named Trenton. I hardly know him so this dream was probably the most random thing ever, so sorry for being a creep and dreaming about you! ;)

This my friends ,is"The Legend of the Kid Who Tried to Reveal the Secret Identity of the Admin" This is how the legend goes..."Ladies,gentlemen,people of Amurika, students at UNT, and thirsty guys/girls from UNT, today I will reveal the admin's name. The name of the admin is...Ouch!This is not toilet paper! This is sand paper!#$%*(bleep) how am I suppose to wipe myself with this?!Curse you UNT toilet paper!...Anyways, the admin's name is... Nooooo! Someone help me, the I'm almost out of sand paper!Ok,as I was saying...Who's awake and knocks at my door at 3 a.m.?!...No!Noo!Nooo!Noooo!Nooooo!Help! Please, leave me alone! I promise that I won't reveal the admin's secret identity ! Please let me stay alive, I'm still a virgin! Noooo! What are you going to do with the toilet sand paper?! Nooooooooojiojfosdjjflkdlfjdslkjflkd....." The End... P.S. Think before you try to reveal the admin's name.

the moment when you feel soo confident and you look so pretty and you are walking and all of a sudden...you trip over your own two feet -_-

dear douche bags in B100, quit being immature douche bags and turn the damn music down to a reasonable level!!!!

My roommate is a rich cunt who likes to flaunt how well off he is. I wonder if anyone noticed that his hair smells like piss...

I don't smoke cigarettes, but I really hate the tobacco ban. I miss smoking joints in front of Kerr :(

I just wanted to let you guys know that after spending lunch and dinner at Best China 3 days ago my poop has finally BEGUN TO TURN BACK INTO A SOLID STATE. I know a lot of yall were worried about me, and it got kinda shitty there for a while, but I am now on the road to recovery. This is not a win for me. Its a win for all of us. Thanks for your continued support.

I've sucked dick three times since I've been in college. I figured it's okay to fool around at least until I get a boyfriend. Does that make me a slut? I hope not. =/ Note: those are the only three times I've ever done anything sexual not counting masturbating.