Emily H. I know you're a model person and shit but dammit dude I haven't even met you yet and you look like you're always glaring at me. Sorry that I was awkward the first time and tried to add you on Facebook like 4+ times but legit I was really weird. But yeah no reason to glare son.

To the people who blatantly ignore the no smoking on campus rule: Fuck you. Just because you want lung cancer, doesn't mean the rest of us do.

Any motorheads/petrolheads out there?

I have a girlfriend, but the sex is plain and boring... I need a girl who isn't afraid to be dirty and exciting in bed.

If your a collage student that still does shit like play pokemon or zelda or watch cartoons then you serieasly need to grow up man up and get some interests that atracts bitches like call of duty or walking dead or go out to fry street becase its such a disgrace to men everywhere to see peopel my age playing with kidy shit

i wish the magic school bus and recess would play on netflix, then my life would be complete

Most popular music sucks ass. Just sayin'. It's a sorry excuse for music.

I was really annoyed that Jostens wouldn't let me put "Every Damn Day" as the engraving on my Grad Ring. I'm paying you money, do whatever the eff I pay you to do! Reason I was given: they are a pretty conservative company. My response: Nike doesn't have a problem with it.