It turns me on when people cough, sneeze or yawn.

I like to fart during sex.

I read all of the confessions in Morgan Freeman's voice, and I imagine R Lee Ermey commenting on them...

I once gave my bottle of ketchup a blow job. After I got done giving it head, I had ketchup all over my mouth.

I comment on these confessions a lot and I get lots of negative feedback from people, even a few confessions telling everyone how much they hate me. On the other hand, I get loads of positive feedback and people will stop me when I'm walking around campus to tell me how I make their days because they find me funny. I may not be the most popular guy around, but at least I try to put a smile on people's faces. Even if it's only 1 person that's fine. I'll take all the hate you give me and just laugh it off.

I like big girls because they can put it down in the bedroom, big girls need love too, unless they are taller than me, then there is a problem.

I like big butts and I cannot lie, these other students can deny, when a girl walks in with an alright waist and round thing in my face, I get stunned!!!!

Boom. Summarizes the greek bashing on this page. Love this guy:

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