I'm in love with a guy who's moving away.

Last semester, I took the most wicked shit in the 1st floor bathroom of Sage. No one was in there when I got there so I thought it would be okay. Right as I walked out though, another girl walked into the bathroom. I'm so sorry, miss lady, but it had to happen.

Bailey I think you are incredibly beautiful and it would be my dream to take you to my fraternity's formal

This page makes me think that the only people who go to UNT are stoners, hippies, stoners,pissed off republicans, stoners, lots of liberals, stoners, pissy frat and sorority people, stoners, pissy people who aren't in frats or sororities, stoners, and hipsters. Oh, did I mention Stoners?

I am starting to really hate my roommate. All I want to do is punch her in the face every time I see her.

My name is Matt P. and I'm hopelessly in love with my best friend Cyrus...he comes to my apartment every weekend and we get really drunk and high, one of these days I'm gonna fuck him while he's asleep.

dakota j. with the tree tattoo on his foot,
you look like wolverine
and thats hot

Just because you're a girl doesn't mean you're allowed to smoke on campus. You're not an exception. I don't care how hot you are and how you walk because internally your body is fucking up. Next time, I see any of you. I will give you a deathly stare so don't even try having this serious face acting like you're all hot and shit with a cigarrete between your fingers.