When I drink tea, I eat the teabag. Does that make me gay?

OMG that guy Scott that works at the chat is sooooooooooooo cute!!!!!!I wish he'd serve me more than just fries ;)

What's more annoying than ultra-Christian, bible-thumping, intolerant, photocopies-of-their-parents college students at a liberal arts school? Ultra-atheist, anti-everything, drugged-up, sophistic college students at a liberal arts school. You've already won Denton - play nice! But really, fuck you and your psychobilly instrumental music. And stop adopting random ass Indian words like "shakra" and "third eye". And take a shower, you beatnik douche.

When I lived in west hall. During my showers I'd spash water on the floor in the shower stalls next to mine. So when guys would shower next to my stall they would get out and it was like a mirror on the floor ;)

Most of these confessions disgust me. I feel ashamed to go to school with such ignorant people.

I hate when girls are like " that bitch is thirsty"
People, it's like saying fetch. IT'S STUPID. And saying "oh she's ratchet" SHUT YOUR ILLITERATE WHORE MOUTH.

I regret not studying during Spring Break.

I plan on pregnatizin' all you bitches!