Martha Alemu!...The girl next to you in your picture is gorgeous! If she's single I'd be very surprised, any guy would be lucky to be with a girl as cute as her :)

To the curvy red-headed girl with the deathly hallow necklace who sits in front of me in my art appreciation class.. You must be my horcrux, because you complete me

I hated the physics building due to the stench of most of the grad students....Curry is not to blame either.

To the gorgeous girl that works at pie five with the anchor earrings: I'm the guy that asked you about your tattoo. And showed you mine on my wrist. You're super cute and I would've asked for your number but I didn't want to come off as creepy. Maybe I'll be more assertive next time. ;)

I think Hannah Brown is beautiful, I wish she was single and not dating.

I honestly cannot understand how the majority of people are out of shape. It's not that difficult to be fit and healthy. Here's the cold hard truth, take it however you want, I'm just telling it how it is: if you are fat it's your fault. If you don't like being fat or if you aren't happy with your body then shut up and go do something about it. Hit the gym, eat healthy food, and make a change. "But I hate exercising!" - you'll learn to love it once you see progress. If you're weird and that isn't enough motivation, then all I can say is suffer the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret. "But healthy food is gross and boring!" - no it's not. I can think of a bunch of different things to eat which are both healthy and taste great. Oatmeal and eggs or a protein shake for breakfast. For all other meals, Lean meats, season them as you like, then get some vegetables and shit, maybe some rice. Go to the gym, do some HIGH INTENSITY cardio if you're fat. Don't just hop on the treadmill for an hour - that's a rookie mistake. Then go lift some heavy ass weights. There you have it.

So if you're tired of being fat and ugly, then hit the gym, that way you'll just be ugly. I've seen more transformations than I can count of fat to skinny and skinny to fat. You can do it! Stop being a sadkunt and go be a sikkunt. If you're waiting for a sign, this is it. Or you know, just keep withering life away being skin and bones or a fatass, your choice. Lift like Zyzz is watching you.

Am I alone on thinking Anne Hathaway is hideous? I'd still fuck her though

I want to use a tanning bed, but I feel like its gay. I am a guy. Is the university courtyard tanning bed 24 hours?