The other night I was at a bar and met this really cute/awesome girl. Still sober, we carried on a conversation for almost an hour, by which we both showed interest in each other. She asked me "What fraternity are you in?" I told her I wasn't in one. She walked away without a word.

Kobe Bryant is awesome!!!

To the cashier at the Union Food Court, I think your name is Scott. Not only are you hott but you're really sweet! Take me out sometime ;)

I don't like septum piercings. They make people look like livestock. Normally, I'd write these people off as sheep and be done with it, but it just sucks whenever I see someone I used to respect be all about it because they just got her's done.

Am I the only guy on here who isn't wanting sex but just a good ol' relationship that'll last? What's a guy got to do with out running into the opposite or the "not looking for anyone" junk?!

When you have to pick a group for class, does anyone think of picking people like a battle party? Or am I just having gamer girl probs?

Green Mountain Coffee makes me shit much more then any other coffee.

I had a huge crush on Ethan, the NTTV news anchor, and couldn't do anything about it because he was technically my boss. Being professional is rough