#5398 All I really want is to cuddle and eat some pussy, i don't need anything else. But I can't just ask that. Fml

#5447 If I could find a cute girl down with getting facials, I'd marry her

#5470 Saw some emo looking douche wearing a shirt that said shut the fuck up on it earlier today. Later on I noticed my leg was just randomly bleeding. I think I cut myself on that edge.

#5469 I love UNT and the amount of people my age there. I want to go there and kick it and make friends, but don't nor ever will attend the actual campus. Would I still be warmly welcomed even though I don't go there and live pretty far away?

#5468 This isn't a confession, but I'm transferring to UNT in the spring and I was planning on staying at the Forums. How is it? I see it has a lot of bad reviews but so does every other apartment close to campus and people typically only write reviews when their really pissed about it or super happy about it.

#5461 So there is this guy in my class it's some accounting one and he sits across the room he's fucking sexy as he'll and would love to ride his dick, it makes my pussy so wet when he walks in. I think his name is Kyle? Not sure but he's got some big arms. I wanna bang his brains out

#5424 Girls fail to realize that as a guy with a small dick, I've learned how please a woman with my tongue and hands

#5460 Whenever my roommate (in an apartment) wants to talk about girly stuff or Korean drama, she barges right in and I have to talk to her or she gets stupidly upset (no matter what I'm doing). I am NOT a girly person, nor do I care about Korean drama, but I listen and try to be a good friend. Yet, she comes home every day and slams her door and yells at or ignores anyone who tries to say hi; or sometimes, when she wears a strong perfume, I try to distance myself (I'm allergic and get huge migraines) and she gets pissed off at me. What the fuck do I do?