On Saturday's there are two guys who work in the union together. During the winter when it would get dark early I would sit outside because I knew they couldn't see me since it was dark out. I would stare at them and fantasize about having the courage to ask them out. I go buy candy bars I don't want just to try to talk to them. The tall guy's smile almost renders me speechless. Anyone know if they are single?

I'm so worried I'll never find another girlfriend. I've been single for over a year now, and I have yet to even kiss someone.

I just want to meet a Canadian guy and hang out with him and possibly date him because Canadians are awesome. Only problem is that I have no clue where they're hiding and it isn't like I can just walk up to random guys asking where they're from. It's awkward and a tad creepy. But seriously - where are all the Canadians, eh?

I whole heartedly believe that the word "queefcake" is a much better insult and term of endearment than "cuntmuffin."

Sometimes I think that my bestfriend takes advantage of me. We've been bestfriend for most of this year, with us having feelings for eachother for part of the time as well, but she seems to only show me feelings when things don't work out between her and other guys. It really hurts but I seem to let it go because I really care about her.

I have a lactation fetish, I'm not ashamed of it but I'm really hesitant to admit it.... because pretty much whenever guys find out, their immediate response is basically offering to grope me. -_-

People who buy sandwiches at gas stations should be put on suicide watch.

I went to a high school were only like 5% of the students where white so it's kind of weird for me here since I see a lot of white people. And I honestly don't know how to talk to them since I've never really benn around them at all.