Jordan H., that is in the Social Work Program is hot! I want to gobble him up!!

My roommate loves to come home drunk at 2-5 am and slams the door so it wakes me up. I lost my key and had the lock changed while she was out partying. She came back super drunk and high and started yelling at me to open the door.... I let her do that fpr about 15 min and that attracted the attention of our RA that happens to live next door. Guess who got kicked out? Haha. now i have a single room for the price of a regular and no more roommate ;).

me and one of my friends decided to listen to this super got Asian chick and her friends convo as we were walking back to my friends car one night
here's how that convo went
her friend- "do they have a medicine for that?"
her- "yea like midol."

as me and my friend silently(because they were right behind us) died from laughter we later decided that we would never do that again.....

people on my floor got caught doing shrooms and didnt even get punished. fucked up shit. im going to do whatever i want now. stupid.

Ya Boy Bill Nye is the best Twitterer ever.

A kiss may make your day,
But anal sex will make your hole weak.

Jake V. D. who commented on that post about the guy with the wine glasses is super adorable. By the looks of it though, the other guy in his profile picture is his boyfriend and I'm super jealous.

Last semester I signed up for a class purely because the professor had a chili pepper on ratemyprof. The whole semester was pretty uneventful, but as I handed in the scantron to my final she said to me "I like your haircut, it makes you look handsome." Totally worth it.