My vaginal lips are so long I think I could use them to fly

I cannot stand te reddit-fags who feel that it's appropriate to talk about 'memes' in real life. Rules number 1 and 2 clearly state that you shouldn't talk about the Internet, but you do. Just hearing the word meme makes me want to violently burst in a fit of rage, but you know why I don't? Because I follow the rules of the Internet. Fags.

Why in the hell do y'all think it's okay to be calling everyone a fag/faggot on here? I don't see you typing the nigger! It's not funny or cute, so cut the shit.

I am almost 20 years old and I still play neopets.

I care you know I'm looking at UNT Confessions during poli sci :-)

to the boy who walks in like 10 minutes late every day to 8am math on mwf its actually annoying as shit so stop

Matt V, you talked to me at orientation (even though I wasn't in your group!) and I really thought it was to come flirt with me. Because let's be honest, you seem like you'd swing my way. But I guess you're straight or something, whatever. You're sexy.

Brendon M, I needed to tell you that I think you're cute, sexy, and funny. Emphasis on the sexy.